Welcome to Hippy Head Quarters Funny T-Shirts Section.

If you don't see the shirt design you are looking for, Or If you see a shirt you like at another T-Shirt Shop and We don't have it in stock, e-mail it over to us and we may be able to make it for you!  That's What We do!

*Some Restrictions Apply...

Custom Printed T-Shirts and Designs.  Our Special is 12 Custom printed T-Shirts Only $99.95 and Includes Shipping!  Don't waste your time with the other shops.

 

 

New for 2010 -

 I Roll with Billy - Cherry Red 100% Cotton Heavyweight T-Shirt.

$15.00 each

 

 with Shipping.

* X X L Shirts = $17.00 each.

 

  What can Brown lose for you?
100% Cotton 'Dark Chocolate' T-Shirt

$15.00 each with Shipping.

 

 

Whitney's Back with 50% Less Crack!

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping.

Always a pallbearer, Never a corpse... T-Shirt

 

Always a pallbearer, Never a corpse...

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping.

  Hung Like Einstein - T-Shirt

 

WARNING! I'm Hung Like Einstein and Smart as a Horse. 

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping.

     
VODKA - It's not just for breakfast anymore! T-Shirt

  VODKA - It's not just for breakfast anymore!

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping.

  Whitney Says...CRACK is WHACK 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Whitney Says...CRACK is WHACK

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping.

     
I wouldn't be so Paranoid - T-Shirt

I wouldn't be so Paranoid, If Everyone wasn't out to get me.

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping.

  SATAN  for President - 100% Cotton T-Shirt

 

  Eliminate the Middle Man, SATAN for President.

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping.  

     

   I Survived Anorexia.

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping.

  If people weren't so stupid, I could explain to them how stupid they are. T-Shirt

If people weren't so stupid, I could explain to them how stupid they are.

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping.

     
The More People I meet, The More I Like My Dog! 100% Cotton T-Shirt

The More People I meet, The More I Like My Dog!

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping

  I Love Dirty Girls T-Shirt

 

I Love Dirty Girls

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping

     
CAT the other white meat - 100% cotton t-shirt

CAT - the other white meat.

100% cotton t-shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping

  I'm Not Wearing any Panties! Sexy Black Baby Doll T

I'm Not Wearing any Panties!

100% Cotton Baby Doll 'Foiled' T  

$17.95 each with Shipping.

     

My New favorite T-Shirt!

   You Smell That?

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping

 

 Spray NBA Logo,

    100% Cotton White Ringer T-Shirt with Black Trim

$16.95 each.  Shipping Included!

     
   GEEK -  It's not just a four letter word,
                it's a six figure income.
100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping.  

 

I LIKE MY WOMEN THE WAY I LIKE MY COFFEE... ( ground up and in the freezer )

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping  

     

The More Hair I Lose, The More Head I Get! 

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping.  

 

I Work Because Millions of People on Welfare Depend on Me!

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping.  

     

You Ever Stop to Think for a Moment... and Forget to Start Again?

 100% Cotton T-Shirt

$15.00 or $17.95 each  

with Shipping.

 
 

MIster Johnsons Wax and Lube - 100% Cotton T-ShirtMister Johnson's Wax and Lube

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each with Shipping.

     
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Varsity Swimming -

Athletic Heather 90% Cotton T  

$15.00 each with Shipping.

 

Life Is Tough. 

   Life is tougher if you are stupid.

100% Cotton T-Shirt or  

Baby Doll

$15.00 / $16.95 .

each

with Shipping

     

Sometimes it's better to let people think you're stupid, rather than open your mouth and prove it.

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each

 

with Shipping.

 

Your Girlfriend - Rated "E" for Everyone.

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each

 

with Shipping.

  * Also Available in Joe's Girlfriend...

     
Quien se ha LLevado mi Queso? - (who moved my cheese?)

We think this shirt is funny as hell, I don't know why, we just do.

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each

 

with Shipping

 

It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's Hilarious! 

100% Cotton T-Shirt  

$15.00 each

 

with Shipping.

* Unisex Print Colors ship at random. Apple Green... Carolina Blue... Tangerine

     

H1N1 Positive - 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Available in 2 Color Options, Red or Athletic Heather and in the Usual Sizes... M / L / XL / XXL

 $15.00 each Shipping Included!

 

100% Cotton Stonewashed Blue Printed T-Shirt - "A Taxpayer Rooting for Obama is Like a Chicken Rooting for Colonel Sanders"

Available  the Usual Sizes... M / L / XL / XXL

 $16.95 each Shipping Included!